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Its touch sent a jolt of pleasure through him awakening dormant desires. He looked for answers
Suddenly a vision of Princess Zelda appeared her beauty captivating
She beckoned him closer promising untold delights and forbidden knowledge her eyes burning with passion
Link felt an undeniable pull his will consumed as the Ocarina began to glow brighter. He embraced the intoxicating promise of adventure and pleasure
The world around him shimmered as he stepped into a realm of pure ecstasy
He found himself surrounded by enchanting Zoras
Their forms glistening inviting him to join their watery embrace
Link embraced their touch
The Ocarina's power continued to surge through him enhancing every sensation making him crave more
He was no longer just Link but a vessel for pure carnal delight
He felt the raw energy of the Ocarina coursing through him
This was his destiny his carnal enlightenment
He returned to the temple a changed man his soul forever altered
The Ocarina of Joy had truly transformed him
The sounds of the Ocarina still echoed in his mind
He envisioned his next adventure his next pleasure trip
He knew the Ocarina held endless possibilities
Impa watched him from the shadows her gaze intense
She knew his journey had just begun his path set
Her own desires stirred her soul yearning
The Ocarina of Joy had a way of affecting everyone
The legend was just beginning the pleasure unending 
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